About

There are a lot of things about me that you probably want to know. Unfortunately I know me so I don’t know what’s interesting to you, so I thought I would write down a list of things off the top of my head, based purely on what I can remember about myself.

General

1. I was born in Spanish Harlem in 1977
2. I went to public school all my life
3. I was breast fed
4. My mother is German and father is English
5. They got married in the 70′s England in jeans
6. I was adorable as a child
7. I was a fat kid
8. I am dyslexic
9. I am artsy
10. I have problems asking for what I want

Things I love

1. Burgers, except if you put them on an English Muffin. Fuck you too buddy.
2. I prefer beer to just about every other alcoholic beverage, let’s not get fancy here people
3. Music that sounds like the person singing it isn’t pretending they can sing
4. Blunt honesty. Tell me what you’re thinking, guaranteed I’ll make fun of it.
5. Weird English comedies. The Goon Show? yup. I dig incoherent ramblings.
6. Relationships that don’t work. Right?! How much do I love these!
7. Comedy. Got into improvisation after college and it became a passion.
8. Olden-timey words like 23 Skiddo
9. Remembering how good fresh fruit can be. Right?! Who knew?
10. Waking up to see the sunrise glisten off the morning dew. Fuck you too buddy.
11. Oh, and more recently this girl.