NASA Creates Robotic Penis

Friday 17 June in Everyday by Funtime Ben

!<(photo)http://www.upthetree.com/wp-uploads/nasadong.jpg(NASA Penis)! This is for everybody who thinks that George W. Bush doesn’t spend enough time of sex education. Apparently NASA has had a secret project to create the worlds first robo-dong. JFK had nothing on this.

“Watch the Movie”:http://www.nasa.gov/centers/goddard/mpeg/115084main_ballerina.mpeg

Unfortunately, “this webpage”:http://gsfctechnology.gsfc.nasa.gov/portfolio/05-05-Vladimir.htm on the project sheds little light on what the hell is happening in the *highly* suggestive video.

bq. The ballerina gracefully dances on a small stage. She is followed not by a male partner, but by a robotic arm manipulator that seems to sense her every move. For Goddard technologist Vladimir Lumelsky, the performance captured on the videotape neatly shows the future of robotics.

p. So is *that* what our tax dollars pay for?!

  1. Jersey Joe Vatalaro Says:

    This is obviously in preparation for sending the first all female crew into space. If they turn out to be lezbos, it’s just more wasted tax payers money. Wait til I till Rush about this!