Cut Off

Monday 15 September in Everyday by Funtime Ben

Have you ever almost cut off your index finger with a serrated knife, while trying to cut stale bread, to make yourself a mid-afternoon peanut butter and jelly sandwich, with peanut butter you just found from 3 months ago?

_ow._

  1. nessa Says:

    actually, yes.

  2. Cat Says:

    No, I haven’t, but I actually almost cut it off slicing a bagel in half. It was so bad I couldn’t play violin for months. Our conductor, who I had known since I was in elementary school, took one look at my hand and said, “That’s what you gentiles get for trying to eat our food!” It was funny, yes, but yeah, that cut hurt like a mofo!!!!

    Get better soon.

  3. Ben Says:

    Coming from a predominately Jewish Community, that is what the jews like to call a *bagel injury.*

  4. Naaman Says:

    I did it with a bagel too. Until the skin grew back, I just didn’t feel whole.

  5. Holly Says:

    Great new site Ben! Love your photos, layout, logo etc!

    As for cutting off your fingers. Flash back to college graduation.When I tore into my index finger with an xacto from trying to make those great little floppy photobooks of our design group… The day BEFORE graduation. :) I’ve got some great battle wound shots.

  6. Ritamarie Says:

    Ummm, I hate to tell you but it seems like a perfectly expectable punishment for peanut butter abandonment….3 months??

  7. Ben Says:

    Good point, I hadn’t looked at it from the peanut butter’s point of view.

  8. panajane Says:

    Poor peanut butter; imagine how it feels.