Month: September 2003
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Mall Trash
The funniest part about growing up in Manhattan is that many things people outside deeply urban areas experience, I find exotic. As people coming to the big city enjoy rides in elevators, because they seem exotic if you don’t ride them daily… when you ride them daily it becomes standard. I like malls. They’re kind…
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Print This
Our printer has decided after 5 years of service it is taking a rest… permanently. Therefore, as any good american, we are throwing it away. Fixing this thing is far too scary of a proposition, only because the company who manufactured it back in 1998, Apple, doesn’t even make printers anymore. We have no guarantees…
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Resistentialism
Following up on my entry about my peanut butter that talked my knife into cutting me, (One of my most commented entries ever!) I found an article in the New York Times about why inanimate objects attack. I would say more, but I’m sensing my keyboard is annoyed.
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Found In the Closet
I am a sweet person. That is, I love sweet foods. They call out to me from shop windows, whispering their quiet descent to my, somewhat resolute, self-control I Love Sweets. My mother and father were not sweets people. Rarely, would I find anything resembling junk food within the confines of my parent’s apartment. The…
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Isabel again, Damnit!
Convinced that the pirates as weathermen thing was funny (and I’m brilliant), I have spent a little more time… improving the point. I’m not going to move on with my life until someone out there laughs at my joke. (I’ll also take a chuckle, or giggle.) In the meantime, please enjoy some pirate jokes. and today…