Month: May 2003

I was ridding the train the other day with Diane and a young black couple were talking to one another. As the guy way kissing his girlfriend goodbye, because he was getting off at the next stop, I heard this brief and hilarious conversation. HIM “Eiw! Why your lips all wet?” HER “Lip-gloss Nigga’” It…

I spent the weekend at an Ashram in upstate New York listening to my favorite devotional chanter “Krishna Das”:http://www.krishnadas.com/. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a new age Hindu hippy living off the love of the land in spiritual bliss, eating only bean curd and playing flutes. I am a cynical carnivore New Yorker and…

My gym has an elevator. Now this shouldn’t be a surprise to any New Yorker. Most buildings have elevators here in New York City, but what is unusual are the people who use this particular elevator. My gym is an old 4 story building downtown. On the first floor is Sign In, on the second…

For all you people out there (Meredith) who wanted to see some naughty pictures of me, go crazy! Grrrr Tiger! For all of you who don’t want to look at my nakid’ bod, may I suggest some iced tea? Just a thought. See you next week when my hellish schedule slows down a bit. *Fingers…